Sending out an email to friends and want to give them a headache? Try committing these writing mistakes, all easily avoidable by using an English grammar software, that are guaranteed to leave their head spinning and cursing you to high heavens!
1. Use Your And You’re Indiscriminately
One of the most common English language mistakes is also one of the most irritating. They will literally have to read the entire sentence (and sometimes the whole paragraph) in order to figure which one you’re really trying to say.
2. Write The Whole Email As One Paragraph
Refuse to break down your long-ass email into paragraphs and leave your friends both straining their eyes to read it and mentally separating the sentences to make it give it a logical breakdown. Make your writing convoluted without even trying by simply doing away with paragraphs. Works like magic.
3. Use Lots Of Periods….
Add lots of periods at the end of every few sentences, almost like you’re introducing something unique, ironic or just plain different, even when you’re not. People love being led through……boring suspense.
4. Don’t Bother With A Writing Software
Since it’s just email, writing a mess that’s terrible enough to give your friends fits isn’t as inconsequential as when you’re writing for your job. So, don’t bother running the whole thing through an English writing software to fix it up and correct mistakes. Wrong spelling? Badly-formed phrases? Tired cliches? Let them thrive and make your friends cry their eyes out as they make their way through your message.
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